Cat Quotes


"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb


"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley


"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway


"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch


"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine


"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." --Unknown


"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul


"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."


"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette


"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick


"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial American proverb


"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."


"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."


"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."


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